No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure