Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

There Is Always Room For

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders