If a computer could speak we could not understand it

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates