I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar