The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack