If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…