I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…