Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…