I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
