Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

I want what you want so I want a cow

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death