In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
