Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…