Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…