Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

We disparage lip service But it is the first step Towards actual service Because self-service is our unspok… What starts as lip service and liv…

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late