She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
