People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want