In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

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When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet