To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

God is the world’s only super-bower

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults