You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”