The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder