People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
