I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
