People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled