I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control