After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

There Is Always Room For

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…