Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
