I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself