If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
