What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
