The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask