When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
