When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact