You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then