After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost