After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost