Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development