The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
