Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible