Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…