Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable