I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said