The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…