Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
