I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes