Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors