(2014)
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
