they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

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I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg