Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat