(2014)
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
