(2014)
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
