(2014)
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
