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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

All-ot-aphun

If you mixed a alligator
An otter and elephant
You would think it bring absolute joy
To all the places that it went
But I was wrong, so listen carefully
If you see it you must run
Don’t let the name deceive you
You don’t want to cross All-ot-aphun

(2014)

#Animals #Funny #MadScience #ScientistShort

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