Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in