(2014)
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
