(2014)
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…