(2014)
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
