(2014)
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
