I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking