(2014)
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
