(2014)
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
