On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground