There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”