I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…