(2014)
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
