(2014)
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
