(2014)
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
